The Pirate AU Meme - slightly extended

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(Pirate AU Meme)

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1.  Boarded:  Your ship has been boarded, and as captain you've been captured!  Better hope the other captain gives quarter.  Alternatively, it's a nice warm day for a swim.  That plank was made for walking.

2.  Victory:  You've captured another ship!  You knew those extra cannons would come in handy.  And let's hope they've got lots of swag!  Where's the captain? Are you the decent sort, or are you going to rub their face in it for a bit?

3.  Swab the decks:  You're a cabin boy!  It's a good thing you don't mind doing all the dirty work, right?  Anyway, the captain's calling; better see what they want.

4.  Marooned:  For a bit there you'd thought you were in Davy's Jones' grip, but somehow you've washed ashore with the driftwood.  As you stare dazedly up from the surf, you have questions.  Where are you?  And who's that already on the shore?

5.  Buried Treasure:  Sink me! You've really found the mother lode. . . but you're not the only one.  Who gets to take the treasure back to their ship?  Better make sure it's you.

6.  Rum:  Rum, everywhere. 

7.  Swordfight:  It's that person you can't stand!  And they've taken your most valuable possession, that one of a kind thing you just can't live without!  Better get that trinket back before it and your nemesis are gone over the side forever.  Let's hear some swashes buckling.

8.  Mutiny:  The tack is full of maggots and this drinking water may as well have come from the gutter.  There's one person to blame for this, and you're here to make especially sure that they pay for it.  The captain does always seem to take the best treasure before everybody else.

9.  Kidnapping:  Don't they look rather peaceful, innocent even, sleeping so soundly there with their fancy nightclothes and pillows.  Brings a tear to your eye, it does.  Better take them aboard and send for a ransom.

10.  Take a Gamble:  Gotta spend your loot somehow, but it must have been the rum that had you bettin' everything at once!  You've lost to your hornswagglin' shipmate; what did you lose, and what will they make you do now?

11. Under the Sea:  You are now a Mermaid/Merman!  That sailor over there sure looks appealing; let's see if you can lure them in with your charms.  Don't forget that they can't breathe under water!  You do seem to always forget, don't you. . .

12.  Enemy from the Deep:  What was that?  Did you feel that?  An unseen enemy is about to take this ship swiftly to the bottom of the ocean.  Giant squid, enormous whales, sea serpents . . . hope you make it.

13.  The Doldrums:  Can you say cabin fever?  The sails haven't moved in weeks.  You're about seeing if your mates can relieve this awful boredom.  And hopefully find some food and water.  Don't squabble over it, now.

14.  The Brig:  Something you did has gotten you imprisoned in the very depths of this ship.  How long until you see your next meal?  When you see who put you here again, you'll make them pay.  Hold on, maybe there's someone else here too.

OR

Make up your own!  Arrrrr!
 meme by tropospheres and pandarosi 

Comments

Portugal | Axis Powers Nyotalia(?) | OTA

[sheshipsit]

7-->1

[gezellig]

[It took a lot for him to draw his sword; he'd always preferred firearms and artillery, and beating his enemies with efficient strategy and determination rather than anything flashy.

But he was rather possessive of his ships; she'd made a mistake coming on board; at least, he told himself she had, and he was going to make her regret it, gripping his weapon more tightly.]

Rose Lalonde | Homestuck

[thorny]

9 - hope this is okay!! also hello again

[fuckincakewake]

[ Calliope's eccentric, yeah, but who wouldn't be after getting all sunstruck and deformed! While Roxy had been slow to the skullfaced girl with the moodswings and the rickey soothsayer shack in water as thick as magma, the Lalonde girl's quickly become fixated on Calliope's visions. They weren't visions, she read them somewhere, like she could see them somehow in a book? It was complicated, and Roxy was pretty wasted for that part. The message was clear though. There were distant relations to the pirates of legend, the revolutionaries who'd nearly ripped down the Condesce's flag from the shores, freed the seas. It was because of that Roxy and Dirk had been raised knowing they were the ancestors of those executed authorities of bringing down the man. But now Calliope's painting a picture of some rivals, some brats who could usurpt that position and claim it as their own. Dirk thought they could collaborate. Roxy had less than amiable thoughts regarding their newfound breathern.

It took a while, but they'd finally tracked the pair down. Dirk suggested knocking them unconscious and scooping them up from there. No point going through the trouble of a stealthy breaking and entering just to make a racket on the way out. This wasn't a rape and pillage excursion (although those were Roxy's favorite!! excluding the one where they give back to the poor and all that) But with Dirk apprehending the boy, that leaves Roxy free range to obtain the girl however she saw fit. And Roxy isn't really one for subtly.

The girl is very cute. But all girls are when they're napping in a soft little girl bed, with cute little cats and lots and lots of books littered around. It's the room of a girl with lots of hobbies and talents. With lots of people there who probably care about her. This only makes Roxy want to disembowel her more.

She slaps one hand over the girl's mouth, ripping back the bedclothes with the other. Not the gentlest of awakenings! But hey, why not make this a little bit like her kind of pirate excursion. ]

Rose Strider | Homestuck AU

[restitchtime]

Rose Harley | Homestuck AU

[taxidermist]

Elizabeth Tudor | Elizabeth

[1mistress_nomaster]

[Come to her, dear, dear privateers. She's got a commission or three...]

13

[boatinabottle]

[It was almost like being in the Locker. Again.

No wind nor water, not even a speck of food. Damn undead monkey had eaten the last peanut and Gibbs the last of the rum.

Everyone else was smart enough to get out of the Caribbean midday sun, hiding below deck under the water level where it was cooler despite there being no breeze.

But it reeked.

Which was why Jack was up here in the first place in a hammock he commandeered from sleeping quarters and hung between the main mast and the staircase leading to the top deck.

However his sleep is disturbed when he hears the brush of fabric and the distinctive clunk of heels. Not to mention the perfume that now filled the salty air. He tips up his hat a little with a finger, staring in the direction of the sound.]

...I do believe I've been sun-struck.

sherlock holmes | bbc's sherlock

[deduce]

14-Er...both in trouble? Let me know.

[wears_skirts]

Guy/David Vale | Original

[spaceguy]

[probably the quietly useful guy on the pirate hunting ship. Or the quiet, unassuming and then suddenly vicious Captain. Either way: he saw his family murdered by pirates years ago, and he doesn't tolerate them now.]

Amy Pond || Doctor Who || OTA

[wears_skirts]

Under the sea! (I have an actual mermaid, but Willow wanted her shot. :| )

[unweeping_willow]

There's a hum from beneath the sea, a soft noise as a red head peeks up from beneath the waves - coming closer to the boat; a song of lust and want and desire, a lure to bring some innocent girl to the edge of the boat, where she could be snatched.

Roxy Lalonde | Homestuck

[fuckincakewake]

Eridan Ampora | Homestuck

[squidissension]

4

[kleptoluckiac]

[ vriska serket was busy trying to cough out the water that she swallowed while almost drowning in the sea. this wasn't part of the plan. her eyes blurry, she pulls herself up from the sandbank. where was she?

...

g8 someone else is here too, and they saw her look stupid and lame! ]

Chandra Nalaar | Magic the Gathering

[burningbrightly]

Faris Scherwiz | Final Fantasy 5

[andrarrrgynous]

14? IDK. Continuing from their first meeting in Sanctuary.

[edgar_roni]

[Unfortunately for the Crimson Robbers, the ship they'd chartered in Nikeah was poorly equipped and not capable of maritime warfare, thus rendering them vulnerable to attack from pirates. How ironic. Mercenary thieves falling to the whims of their sea-faring counterparts.

As the leader, Edgar -- rather, Gerad -- was fixed with his own cell in the dank brig far away from the rest of his crew. Perhaps for the better. The separation allowed him the peace and quiet necessary to think of a plan in which his true identity would not come to light. The disguise was shoddy at best, helped by the fact that the Crimson Robbers weren't very perceptive (perhaps why they made thievery their chosen profession). It got him along this far...

With only the slight hope that the pirates would overlook his resemblance to the supposedly missing King of Figaro, he sat and waited for the Captain to come pass judgment.]

The Invincible Captain Luki || DOGs Bullets&Carnage

[himynameisluki]

[Up for anything!]

Booga | Tank Girl

[madcapmarsupial]

Netherlands | Hetalia | OTA

[gezellig]

The Eleventh Doctor | Doctor Who | OTA

[icanbuyafez]

Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?

9

[wears_skirts]

((OOC: Seems legit. Who would you rather be the one that was kidnapped?))

Itsuki Koizumi | The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya | OTA

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

Loki | MCU

[delusionaldreams]

Vampire Willow | BTVS | OTA

[unweeping_willow]

janet van dyne / marvel

[anywherebut]

Vriska Serket | Homestuck

[8fold]

Remus Lupin | HP

[furryproblem]

Saori Nakagawa | OC

[needsteaplz]

Lilly || Black Swan || OTA

[black_swan_queen]

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Remilia Scarlet | Touhou Project

[undead_scarlet]

[Yeah, consider her human for this. I'd see her as either the captain or a mutinous first mate, but anything's fine, I guess.]