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The Pirate AU Meme - slightly extended
(Pirate AU Meme)
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1. Boarded: Your ship has been boarded, and as captain you've been captured! Better hope the other captain gives quarter. Alternatively, it's a nice warm day for a swim. That plank was made for walking.
2. Victory: You've captured another ship! You knew those extra cannons would come in handy. And let's hope they've got lots of swag! Where's the captain? Are you the decent sort, or are you going to rub their face in it for a bit?
3. Swab the decks: You're a cabin boy! It's a good thing you don't mind doing all the dirty work, right? Anyway, the captain's calling; better see what they want.
4. Marooned: For a bit there you'd thought you were in Davy's Jones' grip, but somehow you've washed ashore with the driftwood. As you stare dazedly up from the surf, you have questions. Where are you? And who's that already on the shore?
5. Buried Treasure: Sink me! You've really found the mother lode. . . but you're not the only one. Who gets to take the treasure back to their ship? Better make sure it's you.
6. Rum: Rum, everywhere.
7. Swordfight: It's that person you can't stand! And they've taken your most valuable possession, that one of a kind thing you just can't live without! Better get that trinket back before it and your nemesis are gone over the side forever. Let's hear some swashes buckling.
8. Mutiny: The tack is full of maggots and this drinking water may as well have come from the gutter. There's one person to blame for this, and you're here to make especially sure that they pay for it. The captain does always seem to take the best treasure before everybody else.
9. Kidnapping: Don't they look rather peaceful, innocent even, sleeping so soundly there with their fancy nightclothes and pillows. Brings a tear to your eye, it does. Better take them aboard and send for a ransom.
10. Take a Gamble: Gotta spend your loot somehow, but it must have been the rum that had you bettin' everything at once! You've lost to your hornswagglin' shipmate; what did you lose, and what will they make you do now?
11. Under the Sea: You are now a Mermaid/Merman! That sailor over there sure looks appealing; let's see if you can lure them in with your charms. Don't forget that they can't breathe under water! You do seem to always forget, don't you. . .
12. Enemy from the Deep: What was that? Did you feel that? An unseen enemy is about to take this ship swiftly to the bottom of the ocean. Giant squid, enormous whales, sea serpents . . . hope you make it.
13. The Doldrums: Can you say cabin fever? The sails haven't moved in weeks. You're about seeing if your mates can relieve this awful boredom. And hopefully find some food and water. Don't squabble over it, now.
14. The Brig: Something you did has gotten you imprisoned in the very depths of this ship. How long until you see your next meal? When you see who put you here again, you'll make them pay. Hold on, maybe there's someone else here too.
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tropospheres and pandarosi
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It's not unrelated. You've got something to do with my mother, the little twerp in the other room has to do with Dirk's bro, and that's why we need to get you out of here.
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And the reasons you simply can't leave us to take our chances alone are..?
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Look, I'd be happy to ditch you guys. But apparently our rebellion is doomed without you two spoiled brats, so you have to come with us.
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[she waves a hand dismissively]
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Steps forward, grabbing Rose by the collar of her nightclothes. Voice lowered, grip tight. ]
We aren't staying, and neither are you.
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either way she squirms, trying to twist and ran her elbow right in Roxy's gut]
I beg to differ.
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What's really here for you? You really feel that fond of your drunk mom and some random who's dicking her? Or are you just scared you two won't be any good compared to us?
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[ugh dicks
how about stamping on feet and twisting as hard as she can, how's that]
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Yeah? How about your brother? Think he's gonna stick around here with you?
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[seriously the only thing she'll be butthurt about is losing her one chance at some sword lessons.
also man does this bother you? then Rose is definitely going to keep it up. :)]
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If overthrowing the Batterbitch isn't possible without you, why shouldn't I waste you here?
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[her heel twists slowly on Roxy's foot, just daring her to use the gun. she hasn't so far, and if what she's telling her is true (and even if it's not, so long as she believe it) then she can't blow her brains out without losing her cause]
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[ A beat. Doesn't actually wanna shoot her- although Roxy had anticipated gleefully shooting the girl up with lead earlier, she's pretty charming in an contradictory, bratty way. Truth be told, Rose reminds her more of her mother than her own damn reflection. And accompanying that is a deep seated need to be acknowledged by this person, to be needed and trusted. And the slow pit of anger when those expectations aren't met. ]
Fine. You got a death wish-
[ Cracks Rose on the head with the butt of the gun, with the intent of knocking her out (though severe mental damage wouldn't be too regrettable as far as Roxy is concerned). ]
You can die on your own damn time.
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