[ Sollux seizes with alarm and nearly takes a dip face-first into the sea. He wobbles back at the last second and regains his balance with a relieved sigh. ]

Eridan!

[ He hisses over a shoulder through bared teeth, visibly ruffled by that stunt Eridan just pulled. ]

The fuck is your problem! You just frightened every fish this side of the ocean! I'll be lucky to glimpse a minnow, now.